Saturday, June 30, 2007

Proud Dad



Oscar is two and a half now, and we recently decided it was time to start 'potty training' him. Now those of you who have been through this, know it to be an extremely unpleasant and messy business, the whole house ends up smelling of pooh and wee - the only thing that keeps you going is the thought of never having to change a nappy again...

Anyway, Oscar has been doing very well indeed, and can now pretty much be left alone to decide when he needs the potty, and he will go and sit himself down and do the doo's. But the best thing ever happened yesterday when he decided to do a proper standing up wee, his first ever, none of this sitting down to do wee like girls do stuff. And he is a good shot too. I am a very proud dad indeed.

Sunday, June 24, 2007

Something Fishy Is Going On



Its been a strange couple of weeks in a "fishy" kind of way. It all started when I saw the wildlife pond at Ellies nursery, it was writhing with tadpoles and bugs and newty things - the sort of stuff that kids love. And so, within just a few minutes, I decided to build a pond. I had the perfect spot - a patch of concrete in the corner of the Mews which until now has been a dumping ground for barbecues, scooters, garden waste etc. The plan developed over the next few days and work got under way soon after. I am now at about the halfway stage, all the blockwork and steel reinforcements are in, next week I can put the liner in and start filling her up. Then comes the fun bit, finding critters to live it, we are all looking forward to buying some fish and then just sitting and staring into the murky depths... Brilliant.

But then, in a weird coincidence kind of way, I got a phone call from my friend Pat.... "Do you want a fish tank with fish, pump, lights, heater and a bubbly wotsit ?" "Bloody hell, yes please.." I said, and after a few hazardous journeys in the Merc carting drums of "matured" aquarium water back to the house, and a little bit of electrickery, we are now the proud owners of a tropical fish tank, complete with 3 Neon Tetras, and a Hi-Fin Platy. Once they've settled in, we'll go in search of more little fishies, Alison wants one of those bug eyed ones, and I want one of those mini shark looking ones. And maybe a miniature shipwreck and a diver with bubbles coming out of his head....

Saturday, June 16, 2007

The Bellenden Bunfight




We have all just returned from the Bellenden Bun Fight, which appears to have been an overwhelming success. Luella did not win a prize for her cake entry, which is not surprising really. It was a shop bought brownie mix with scrunched up Maltesers and a splosh of Baileys in it. And I think it may have been in the oven a little too long. Next time we will try harder.

Thursday, June 07, 2007

Dumb Arses



Hooray, according to my latest spams, I can get a hundred quid voucher to spend at Marks and Spencers. All I have to do is forward the spam to a load of other idiots, and they can have some vouchers too ! This is brilliant, in fact I am so lucky that I won a million quid on the spanish lottery this week without even buying a ticket ! And there's this bloke in Nigeria who needs my help to release billions of quid from a fund their government has set up. And look over there, is that a free case of Veuve Clicquot champagne by my doorstep ? And some free flights on British Airways. F**k me, now Bill Gates wants to share his fortune with me... it just gets better and better.

Another Gizmo



I have been flat out busy for a few weeks now. All work and no play. Yesterday though, as a sort of reward, I had a sudden urge to buy a 'gadget'. Nothing too expensive, (a hundred quid) , vaguely useful, a bit techy, possibly Apple Mac related... And so the hunt began. A few websites later, and after a quick flick through "Stuff" magazine, I found the new toy, which I can now thoroughly recommend. It is an EyeTv Diversity USB telly thing for my mac. Bloody brilliant. Dead easy to set up and use. And now my mac is a telly, which can record TV shows and save them to disk, burn to dvd, transfer to a video ipod etc. Gadget thirst is quenched - for now.