
This morning, at about 7 am, I fell out of bed, reeking of last nights alcohol, climbed in the car, and headed over to the posh butchers shop in East Dulwich. It was still dark by the time I got there, and there was already about ten people waiting in line outside. By the time the doors opened at eight, there were about 40 people in the queue, all desperate to get their hands on a last minute turkey. As it turns out, there were no turkeys left at all, so I grabbed a smoked gammon and headed up to Sainsburies where I managed to get a £55 free range jobby at half price... "Brilliant" I thought to myself, that gives me an extra £25 to spend on booze...




