Extreme Naughtiness

A Master Class by Oscar - aged 3

Step 1 - Wait till your Dad isn't looking and grab a flatbit (pictured) from his toolkit.

Step 2 - Go outside and find your nieghbours car, preferably with blue metallic paint.

Step 3 - Grasp the flatbit firmly in your hand and push the point against the drivers door.

Step 5 - Drag down using enough pressure to scratch through to the metal. If you are doing it correctly, you will hear an interesting sound.

Step 6 - Repeat approximately 10 times, before moving on to the rear panel.

Step 7 - Make sure the scratches in the rear panel match those in the drivers door.

Step 8 - Stand back and admire your artwork.