Driving

I watched a driving instructor today, who was parked on a double yellow line whilst talking to someone on his mobile phone. He then set about performing a 5 point turn, using only one hand (because he was still rabbitting on his phone), and proceded a few yards up the road, where he pulled up on a corner, reversed onto the pavement, then switched the engine off and let his foot off the pedals before putting on his handbrake. He rolled backwards about 2 feet before yanking the handbrake on.

Nice.