Today, whilst tidying the kids bedroom, I began to realise that the entire house was being taken over by soft cuddly toys. After a head count, it became apparent that there were no less than 73 bears, dogs, monkeys, and chickens along with a curious assortment of cartoon characters and other generally unpleasant stuffed things. I have ordered a cull - the children have 1 hour to decide who stays and who gets 'recycled'. By my reckoning, about half of them need to get the chop. And yes, before you tell me, I am an utter bastard. ( the kids have already made this clear)
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